Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water!
Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?
A: The thesaurus!
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to prom?
A: His ghoulfriend.
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
Five guys were on a plane: a kid, a preacher, a doctor, the pilot, and a lawyer. On the intercom, the pilot said, "Mayday! Mayday! We're going down and there are only four parachutes on the plane. You decide who is staying but I'm jumping now!" The doctor said, "I've saved lives my entire life, so I think that I should get one" and he jumped. The lawyer said, "I'm the smartest man in the world, and have won hundreds of cases so I should get one" and he jumped too. The preacher went up to the kid and said, "I've lived a long and happy life and I know I'm going to heaven, so you take the last parachute and go." The kid said, "No, you take this one and I'll take the other one. The smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack." 😃
Guy in a library walks up to the librarian and says, "I'll have a cheeseburger and fries, please."
Librarian responds, "Sir, you know you're in a library, right?"
Guy says, "Oh, sorry. [in a whisper] I'll have a cheeseburger and fries, please." 😃
Librarian responds, "Sir, you know you're in a library, right?"
Guy says, "Oh, sorry. [in a whisper] I'll have a cheeseburger and fries, please." 😃
So, for almost every joke post, I will choose a topic for a joke/pun. This week's topic is doctor jokes.
My doctor took one look at my gut and refused to believe that I work out. So I listed the exercises I do every day: jump to conclusions, climb the walls, drag my heels, push my luck, make mountains out of molehills, bend over backward, run around in circles, put my foot in my mouth, go over the edge, and beat around the bush. 😃 Get it? The "exercises" were actually just idioms!
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